Sunday, December 16, 2012

Thoughts to think about...

You know what might make an odd story? The Genius that Spawned a Special Ed. I'm not trying to be insulting, I was just thinking of the irony earlier...it could be a comedy...then, if it's good enough, it would turn into a hit play...make it to broadway...haha, I'm a poet and I didn't know it!!

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I like this fortune:

Life's a gamble---so roll the dice.

Either that or throw...but I think it's roll.
If you've heard of it, this is from a restaurant called king's buffet. They have very unique fortunes, not those lame "oh, look forward to good fortune in your future" or "someone you treasure has something to say to you tomorrow!!". The ones from king's buffet are kinda philosophical...that's why I like them. Also, they teach you how to say Chinese words on the backs, like, for the one I showed you, it teaches you how to say dumpling. Also part of the reason it's one of my favorites:D


You know a guy really loves you when he lets you shower first after a five-k, cuz he says the water would get cold or something.

You know you really love him if you accept.


The world revolves around me, cuz I'm HOTT!! LIKE THE SUN!!
That needs to be rephrased...

You think hot and cool=warm? Well, it doesn't!! It equals a melted Popsicle, a crying kid, and an angry parent!! Where's the warm in that?!?!

If I ever have a boyfriend, this is what I'll probably be thinking:

When he leans close to talk into my ear: what the hell are you doing?!? You think that's cool or something? F*ck off!! Ruining my concentration!!

You ever watch those cliched manga where the studious girl is bothered by the over energetic guy, and just keeps thinking they're annoying? I think I'm like that...

When he give me a looooooooonnnngg hug: my freedom of movement is gone. My freedom of movement is gone. My freedom of movement is gone! My freedom of movement is gone!! My freedom of movement is GONE!!! MY. FREEDOM. OF. MOVEMENT. IS. GONE. MY FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT IS GOOONNNNEEE!!!!! HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO HUG ME!?!?!?!

2 comments:

  1. whoa man...calm yourself...no need to get worked up

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  2. No, I'm perfectly fine. I know it seems kinda self loving, but I read over it again, and I nearly burst out laughing...

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