Tumblr move

Yeah, so I think I will move to tumblr.  Except...this is proving to be a rocky move...more like, I'm back to square one with the "I have no idea how to use this newfangled technology!!  Why are there so many buttons??"  I guess you can call it the same as my sense of direction...I get lost at school and on social networking sites...

It feels really weird when you sit in one position for too long and suddenly stand up, and you run for the phone, but your right leg feels like it's rotating in circles...

Listen to Kyle Landry!!  Ahhh!!  He's so good!!  (devoted fan girl)  He makes really good arrangement of songs on the piano (so far, I've watched "crossing field" from SAO, "a whole new world" from Aladdin, and howls moving castle theme song "merry go round of life").  The thing is, once you listen to one of his arrangements, you just can't like any others, so I'm wondering if this is really a good thing to be recommending...yeah, he doesn't actually write his arrangements down.  He just finds the original sheet music and improvises.  And it's so good!!  But that means someone else has to transcribe it for him...sigh...

I really, REALLY want to play "crossing field" and "the merry go round of life".  Two songs from two of my absolute favorite anime.  But no one has transcribed it!!  Wahhhh!!  So I'm gonna play "a whole new world".  It's really cool how he can make such simple Disney songs into something so intricate.  He turns something that would seem like a song for a second grader to play into a masterpiece.

Lala lala, ladida, lalaluwa, lala, lala!!

My geometry teacher randomly goes "lalala" in the middle of class.

Just wanted to write something totally random.

Celebrity Bachelorette

This is actually quite fun to write, mostly because it's really just me ranting in the form of a story...

I'm a prodigy.  I made my debut at 7, and went head first into the celebrity world.  I fell in --and out of-- love.  Tragic story, undoubtedly one that will delight my grand kids when I'm an old granny knitting by the fireplace.  But that's a different story.  This story is about me.  And my frustrations.  Right.  Now.

Because I've just been selected for the newest round of "Bachelorette".

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So, my manager decided it was high time for me to get a boyfriend.  Seventeen and single just doesn't have that certain ring to it, he said.  I disagree.  They both start with "s", don't they?  It sounds much better than "seventeen and trapped" or "seventeen and wanting to die".  Especially after that incident.

Of course, the poor celebrity never has a say in such matters, and now I'm the first Bachelorette who wholeheartedly is trying her best--to not get a boyfriend.

It's a nice show, really.  I just love watching those knights in shining armor battling it out for the hand of the stricken maiden.  Knights in shining armor?  For me?  Bah, humbug, I'd rather find myself a warty toad prince than have a ton of celeb heart throbs--because that's definitely what they'll be, I'm a prodigy, remember?--trying for my hand.

Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue

Yeah, so I watched another Disney fairy movie.  I was going to watch ponyo, but I didn't want to spend my time finding something that would work on my iPad.

What I don't understand though, is...wait, I'll just explain a bit first...

1.  fairies can't fly when their wings are wet because they are too heavy

2.  Each day, each fairy is given ONE cup of pixie dust.

3.  Fairies can make humans fly by putting their pixie dust on them.

So, now that you know that, think of these:

4.  The amount of pixie dust required to make a human fly far exceeds that "one cup a day" that the fairies get.

5.  Humans are a lot heavier than fairies, even when the fairy's wings are wet.

So, why is it that fairies are perfectly capable of expelling enough pixie dust to make a much heavier human fly, when they don't have enough to make themselves fly when their wings are wet??

Just wondering...

Also, did you know, the voice actress for Tinkerbell is the same as the one for Katara in Avatar:  The Last Airbended?  (Mae Whitman)

Also, think of this, though it may not apply as much, since this is from the books, which sparked from the Peter pan play someone came up with:  (I don't think the play mentions pixie hollow at all, though the Disney fairies books mention Peter pan often)

Tink was first introduced with Peter Pan in Neverland.  (I don't think she's actually originally a tinker?  I think she may be named Tinkerbell because she "tinks" when she talks)  According to the DF (Disney fairies books) though, fairies require pixie dust every day (they can't just dump a million cups on themselves and expect it to last forever).  So how does Tink have enough pixie dust to make the lost boys fly every day?  Of course, since the play came before the DF, this doesn't really apply...

Another thing:  the Pixie Dust Tree (I think it may have another name...) in the movies makes the pixie dust, but according to the DF, pixie dust is from the ground up molted feathers of Mother Dove.  Just a thought...

I'm pretty sure that some of the fairies were changed for the movie, probably to not be racist.  First off, I don't think Iridessa even exists in the books (she African).  I don't think clank and bobble exist either, but I think they're just fun characters the Disney staff added in.  Also, in the movies, Silvermist is obviously Asian.  In the books, however, she has blue eyes.  So yeah, she turned Asian?

If you look, then you'll see that the Disney fairies (in the movie) group has all the hair colors.  (Silvermist and iridessa are exceptions)

Tink-blonde

Fawn-brown

Rosetta-Red hair

Vidia-black

I'm calling them the "American" fairies.  I feel like I'm missing one...

Anyways, so the Disney fairies in the movies are all about equality.  Nice place.

If you can't tell, I loved the Disney fairies when I was a kid.  I still do...

After AP Testing!!

So, yeah, the ap hug test is over!!

And now I have no idea what to do with my life, so I decided to read fantasy books.  Im going to go through (what I consider) all the epic fantasy novels (until I get bored)!  So, right now I'm reading the legends of Drizzt, if you couldnt tell from my earlier post.  Then, I'll finish Tamora Pierce's books (there not anything famous, but I like them), and then lord of the rings!

So...I'm just gonna make a list of what I like:  (I can't remember all of them...)

Legends of Drizzt (this is actually a whole bunch of trilogies, but I don't want to name them all...the main character is a dark elf named Drizzt Do'Urden)

Tamora Pierce's books

Lord of the rings, the hobbit, and the salmarillon (is that how you spell it?)

Artemis fowl (the last book came out last year!!  Ahhh!!)

The moon & sun series by holly lisle is interesting, but I don't think it's finished...

There's this other series, I forgot the name, but the main character is called weasel or some animal that starts with W...some of the books are "crown of earth" and "shield of stars".  I liked them.  But I haven't read the whole series...don't know if it's complete or not...

I suppose I should read inkspell, etc (by Carnelia? Funke).  If you haven't read it, you should read "thief lord" by the same author.  It's good, though it's kinda depressing...

Percy Jackson, Harry potter

I know these aren't fantasy, but they fit into the category of books similar to fantasy (historical setting, kingdoms, etc):

Umm...I forgot the name, but it's about this girl named Cat? that lives in this theater.  I think the first book is called diamond of the theater?  Something like that...

I need to finish the Gallagher girls series, and I want to read heist society

This doesn't fit into either category, but I really like this book.  I don't like the sequels nearly as much, but it's still good.  It's called "My Side of the Mountain".  I don't like the ending, but then again, there wasn't really any other way for it to end...otherwise, the story would carry on forever...

Drizzt Do'Urden

 Translation of a page of the prequel, "Homeland":

Oh my, he has abnormal purple eyes that can see fine in light, and his sister looks at him and thinks 'oh, those eyes are HOT.  What if I could do IT with HIM when he's older?'.  And then moms like, uh-uh, he's your brother, don't even think of it.  And she thinks 'hey, you can't really be saying it, considering all those flings you've had with all the soldiers'.  And I'm like 'what the hell...'

The awkward day you learn about the reproductive system in biology, and the whole class is abnormally quiet as your teacher obviously steers clear of using the common names for certain terms.

I hate how I no longer have the ability to cry.

I don't have the time, first of all, since my world is now consumed in studying and school.  It's as if grades rule my life.  And they do.  To get a good job and succeed in this world, you need good grades, experience, good work, etc.  A few marks on a piece of paper hold too much weight on our lives.

I'm no longer the innocent, hurt by everything different little girl I used to be.  It's this world again, corrupting everyone and everything.  Hurting the environment.  Why do we have the right to destroy this planet?  In the end, we're all animals, we all rely on plants, we all live on Earth.  We have about as much right as the nonexistent cow chewing grass to ruin Earth.  Which is, to say, none.  And people these days, always caring about material things.  Money, clothes, electronics--all the things that make you look "cool".  If cool means destroying the earth and living in a superficial, man-made world, I don't want to be it.  And the social aspect.  People vie for power, and will do anything for it.  Why is it that humans can't live peacefully?  Do they really need to kill thousands just so they can be sitting at the top of a pile of bones?  Is that how people really want to live their lives?  And students at school.  "Damn, fuck, shit, crap, faggot, retard, bitch, bastard, whore"--anyone who chooses to use those words relentlessly constantly degrades my view of them.  They call people that?  Then they are those themselves.  And the violence.  Why do humans always resort to violence?  All of these rules to try to keep the peace--the golden rule, laws, morals taught--are useless.  The creators of them even know that.  If they didn't, why would they try creating them?  Those aren't there to stop violence, they're there to mitigate it.  And it's not working.  

I've actually always hated this world.  I'm the true pessimist, just with a bigger mask on than any other so-called pessimist that you can find.  It's not the world though, it's the people and what they've done.  How they superimpose whatever they want onto things not meant to be disturbed.  Want to know why I never really got started on art until the end of middle school?  Because I hated it.  Not hated it in the sense that I hated to draw.  I just hated the eventual outcome of that drawing and designing.  I once had the faint wanting to be an architect.  The reason that never really went anywhere was because that involved buildings.  Structures placed on cleared land, destroying the environment.  Of course, you would never know any of this if you met me.  Now, I love art, and if I'm without some form of it for more than week, I turn into a haunted zombie-like character.  Learning is an odd passion of mine, and I love electronics, and the magical digital world accessed through the technological gate.  My current dream for the future is to be an animator.  But underneath it all lies this disdain of the people around me who don't care about this world they live in.  Want to know part of the reason I'm such an introvert?  I hate how people around me act.  They seem to think that their main goal in life is to make themselves look pretty, to talk an excessive amount, and hate everything that others are doing to help them.  Whenever I hear someone say "I don't get why we have to take this class.  It's not like we're ever going to need this in the future." or "I hate this class.  It's so boring.", I imagine stabbing them.

And I feel useless.  Like nothing I do will ever change this world.  So I don't do anything.  I put on my hardened, trained mask and enjoy the benefits of this world, and hate parts that displease me, just like all the other people here.  So, in the end, I am one of the people I hate.

To assure those reading this, though, I don't hate my friends.  Why would I be friends with someone I hate?  Yeah, I do hate little bits of everyone in the group, but that's normal.  No one's perfect.  The people that I severely dislike are the people that don't care at all.  And you're not one of them.  And if you're just a random person, if you read this whole thing and agreed, then I like you.  Now see if any of those things applies to you.  Truthfully.  Then you're wonderful:D

So yes, you could say that I'm really a pessimistic environmentalist who really wants people to appreciate this world and those trying to help them.  Appreciate life.  That's the motto of this post.  And now you'll be a tad bit frustrated to know that I wrote this whole thing just to vent my anger.  Yes, I'm still in this bad mood.  It's odd.  It's just this underlying belligerent feeling that pops up every now and then...I could actually go on another rant about my anger issues and how they relate the the subject of this post, but I think you can figure it out yourself.

Goodbye, adieu, appreciate life

I'm in a bad mood again.  It's because my mom called me, and I had to go talk to her, because "that's what good children do", and she's the reason I was in a bad mood in the first place.  Ugh...I can't keep venting my anger in here.  It takes so much time, and I'm supposed to be studying for the AP test on Friday, which just makes me more irritated.  I wonder if this is all because of stress, because if it is, screw stress.

Goodbye.

It's kinda odd how, although I'm living in the country with one of the greatest abilities to interact with other countries, whether through the massive amount of Internet in the US, cellular devices, or transportation, I still feel somewhat disconnected with the world.  Like, I just read about the heartland-rimland model, and north america isn't included anywhere on it.  It's sort of like, oh, America is this huge superpower, but in reality, it's just this baby 200-year old country that rests across the ocean from all of its parents.  The eastern hemisphere is full of countries compared to the western hemisphere.  Europe is next to Africa, which is next to Asia, which can reach Australia.  Also, it seems as if nothing happens in the western hemisphere.  No wars, nothing much really going on except for a recession that doesn't seems to visibly affect me a lot.

...

Yeah, if you can't tell, I kinda wanna go live in the eastern hemisphere...I know I should be grateful to this country that took my family in during the Vietnam war, but still...

Huh...

"When the balance shifts too far in the category of centriPETAL forces, the survival of the state is at risk and indicates the likelihood of armed conflict."

Am I reading that right?  Or is it really supposed to say centriPETAL instead of centriFUGAL?  I'm not criticizing right now.  I'm just wondering if I'm right or not...

Ooh, I love this one.  This quote is from my "cracking the ap human geography test" book.

"Now only two insignificant cases of Soviet-style Communism remain: Cuba and North Korea."  p. 200

Well, that's a joke.  Their missiles supposedly can't reach America, but that does not mean they are insignificant.  Humph.

You know, Silvermist is the "Asian" fairy, right?  So why is she the tallest?!?!

My favorite personality is Tink's.  Also, this fairy from the books named ...well, the art fairy, and also...huh, I should just list the ones I don't like...

I like Silvermist, but she's kinda too elegant.  Same with Rosetta, except Rosetta is kinda like country accent elegant with oddly poofy hair kinda elegant...uh...I don't like how iridessa is always so...I don't know, and I don't feel like explaining...I don't like periwinkles hair...or Rosetta's...haha, Terence, you're so cute...clank and bobble!!!  Love them!!  

If you can't tell, I'm still in a bad mood.  This is what's going through my head!!  Why??  I even turned myself into a Disney fairy!  Why????

Hey, Az, do you have a problem with being a librarian/scholar fairy?  Or would you rather be something else?

Ok, now I'm cursing the Facebook app while singing aladdin's "a whole new world".

This is seriously twisted.

And this is also a no-comment post.  Hmmph.

I don't get it...why is it that, when I'm in a bad mood, I made cheesy star person animations, watch Disney movies, sing horrible karaoke, and let Disney songs play continuously through my head?

And if you want to say something like "hah" or "oh, I can't help it, I'm just laughing at you" don't.  I'll just get into a worse mood.  Then I'll make a new blogger so I can vent my frustrations in peace.  Hmmph.  Really, Az.

No more commentary is necessary.  Not even in real life.  Or I will continue my bad mood.  For a long time.

And I hate how this post seems comedic to me.  Ugh...

I can hear a song that sounds like madagascar's "I like to move it"...ugh...?

Ugh...

How about this.  Just don't comment.  Then there will be no chance for a consequence.

A study on Aleuts

Hmm...the way I see it, the Aleut people, the Aleutians? look very similar to Asians.  They have very similar eyes, and a chubby-ish face, at least in the pics I looked at.  Except, they seem to have a bigger chin, in a way you could call it, their mouth is a farther distance from the sides of their face.  So yeah, that's all...our distant, distant cousins, the Aleutians!!

The little girl is so cute!!!!

Curiosities

I've been wasting too much time on my iPad today...as you may be able to tell...

Anyways,

Why is it, that...

We eat hot foods when it's hot outside (summer), but not cold foods when it's cold (winter)?

If nature governs by "survival of the fittest", why is the vast majority of the world's population concentrated in LDCs, the countries least capable of "surviving"?

I had another...anyways, think of those things!

Maybe I'll make a new label, maybe...see the world in a new perspective!  See the world clearly!!  See a new world!!

A whole new world!!  That's part of a song...wonder what...

My iPad has a freakishly good microphone.  It can even hear me turning the earplugs in it's little socket!!  That's abnormal!!  Why??

Stereotypes and SWAG

You know, you have to wonder...if the American stereotype is kinda like, "fat person walking around eating McDonald's", and the Texan stereotypes is "cowboy riding a horse to school and wearing boots", then does that mean a Texan really is a "fat cowboy eating McDonald's while wobbling on a horse and wearing boots that his thigh fat cascades out of"?

You just have to wonder...

Also, who is the person that SWAG does not apply to?  I am using the acronym "Something We A____s Got".  For me, I could use "Americans" or "Asians".  Others could use things like "Adams" (a last name), "Airheads" (term for a aloof person you hate), "Astronauts" (a type of job), etc.  So, can you think of anyone that doesn't have SWAG?

Oh yes, what I really came on here for...I bet y'all heard something like this before...

"Maturity is the day you realize you don't have any."

WHOA.  The blogger app looks different...

Look, I can bold and italicize!!  Finally!!  

I don't know why they don't let me underline though...sigh...

And I don't know how to put a title on here...

Ooh, and I can put pics wherever, too. So, there, something I worked on this week.  I also colored it...but...yeah, I have horrible color choice!!

He has rabbit ears because it Black rAbbit from my story welcome to the circus, and...I don't think he really has rabbit ears, but it was just a representation of him...

Oh, I found how to title it...labels?

Sci-fi: an example of inspiration

Think on this quote (it's from my AP hug textbook...):

"For many people the only way to enter the United States or Canada is illegally. In the latter part of the twentieth century the tradition of universal ability or migrate to North America no longer exists. Paradoxically, in an era when human beings have invented easy means of long-distance transport, the right of free migration has been replaced by human barriers."

Now, think of it as the background for a Sci-fi story. You may even want to change the dates around. Whoa!! Total change in perspective!! Now add this next quote:

"The most famous symbol of migration in the world is surely the Statue of Liberty. Its inscription, written by Emma Lazarus, includes the famous words, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free.'...The United States no longer asks for immigration of the world's tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to be free."

....and, suddenly, it becomes an apocalyptic world in which the rich countries can no longer accept the third world countries' immigrants!! The Statue of Liberty is now a rusted (ahhh...if copper can rust) skeleton on a barnacle-encrusted island. It's no longer a symbol of hope, of freedom. It's a symbol of despair, of the closed borders to this once mighty country, ravaged by war, disease, and famine.

Whoo hoo!! A story based on Human geography!! Translation: the world has reached it's CARRYING CAPACITY, and MDCs have failed in caring for the helpless LDCs. Population, corresponding with VON THÜNEN'S MODEL, has outpaced agricultural growth. Not enough new food practices, such as INCREASING AGRICULTURAL LAND, USING MORE MACHINERY, and FINDING NEW FOOD SOURCES (I don't think I got them right--I'm not at that chapter in my reviewing yet) have been implemented, or they have failed. Because of this, countries, rich and poor alike, fight to come out at the top, where food supplies can be taken. Malnutrition, lacking conditions due to war and hunger, and the shutting down of public services (schools, hospitals, police forces) have led to not only disease, but illiteracy and huge increases in crime, as people fight for their resources. Petroleum is no longer available, for the Middle East no longer cooperates, and no one is willing to work anyways, so no automobiles are being driven. Because no one works, the level of unemployment is skyrocketing, and the citizens are missing many of their basic services. The world is doing the impossible: it's actually reversing direction and going backwards in the DEMOGRAPHIC TRANSITION MODEL (DTM), and has LATE FIRST STAGE CONDITIONS, with enormously high CRUDE DEATH RATES, and, though not quite as high, CRUDE BIRTH RATES (crime=rape, you know?). The world is a world of squalor, of pain, of hunger. This is Sparta!!

What? Huh? Hope you learned something from that human geo lesson...

And, to turn it into a fantasy!!:

In the midst of this chaotic, dying world, a group of magical teens emerge to fight the worldwide economic depression!!

To turn it cheesy: (actually, I kinda like the "save the environment" part. Gives a moral to the story. The cheesy part is the "save the world with the help of everyone!! (cuz everyone's just so nice like that...))

The teens, through their hard work at turning the world back to normal, fully realize their powers and capabilities, and vow to save the environment from this evil humankind!! They work together, and with the help of all their friends, family (that betrayed them before!!), and eventually the whole population of the world to reverse this downgrading of the world around them, and in the end, everyone is happy, and the magical teens grow up in a happy world, have children, and never use their powers again except for maybe growing a bunch of plants in a greenhouse or botanical garden.

Hmmm...what other genres are there?
Teen fiction!:

The magical teens are...teens, and they fall in love in spite of the horrible world around them!! (I don't write stuff like this, so...I don't have much more to write...)

Chick flick!!:

All of the magical teens are girls, and they fall in love with random boys around them while sashaying through the world!?

Ooh...I forgot about this part...people are struggling to get into the U.S? Hmm...integrate that into your story!!

This is not Copywrited...this is half cliche, half rant, I really don't mind if you use it. But if you do...please, make it more interesting, such as, add a twist or something...please, PLEASE do not turn it into the chick flick version. I will puke. ("hey-ah, I'm like, totally going to save the world today!! With my high heels sinking in the sewage outside, I'm going to raise my delicate little hand and release a cascade of sparkles to heal the earth!! And to those boys gazing at me in awe, I suppose I have to fall in love that ultra-cutie!! Oh, his long red hair falls over his face so seductively! And his eyes, that wonderfully clear shade of blue!! I so have to text him. Tell me his number!")

Haha, poor Lamair, I won't (will) torture you like that in the future. Such a sad life, such a sad life...

Song of depression I don't have

Think of it as a very rough, VERY rough idea for a song.  No inspiration really...or maybe, it's life's inspiration?  I always wonder about things like this--who we really are, why we're here, and what we're doing to the world.  yeah...create your own tune.  for some reason, it reminds me of Mulan's "Who is that girl I see" or whatever it's called.  "reflection"?

 

I look into the mirror
and all I find is green

(stretching) as far as I/the eye can see

green grass, green trees, green everywhere it'll be

yet/but there's no room for me
my face doesn't appear

in that land of green/fantasy

/reflecting back at me

and the space behind me
fills, gray concrete/rock
shattered windows
broken glass
weary people trudging home
and the only green I see
is growing in cracks
in the sidewalk

where did that world go?
lost between/underneath/beneath the dreary expressions
on those faces
they once knew

but no longer

tragedy,

lost beneath debris

(forgotten memories)

populate the sky
will it be
a forgotten memory?

Curls

My mom curled my hair today...neither she nor I have ever curled using a curling wand...so, now, half of my hair is wavy, and the other side is unevenly fluffy...?
...
I will succeed in this mysterious thing called "beauty" one day. I don't know why, but all the art aspects of beauty muddle me...maybe it's just because I don't want to try, since I don't plan on continuing with it often (painting nails...yeah, I suck...but then, I never paint my nails, so I've never had practice)
I think it may just be me, but my hair is not very curl friendly...it's probably just cuz I've never curled it before...

Starstruck

Yeah, so I went on Netflix and clicked on a random Disney movie...and it was sweet...
Yes, I think Jessica is overbearingly grumpy, crabby, and all those other things she said and denied, and I hated that. But it was still sweet...
So now all I want to do is read sappy romances. And that's not really good...cuz I don't read sappy romances...soooo......
Huh........
It was a huge "fall in love with a star, make him realize his true self" cliche, but it was still sweet. Makes me go back to my childhood fantasies of "someday, a prince will come and carry me off to his castle".
But the thing is...I wouldn't be surprised if I diss the celebrity like Jessica...yeah, I'd get an autograph so I could be like, hey look, I met _____!!, but then I might...yeah...I don't like Justin bieber...he sags...ugh...oh, that's not the only reason I don't like him. But still, he sags...ugghh...sterling...is cute...
I forgot why, but I was looking up pics of Dylan and cole sprouse. I think...I don't know...but, there's this odd jump from "identical twins with identical hairstyles that look like 14 year olds" to "omg, suddenly one has long hair and looks like a hippie and the other has odd hair and looks...odd". Oh, I still like them (their shows, what can I say, I don't know them....though I still dislike Justin bieber), but...their hair......
Have you ever called a celebrity by just their first name? Like, instead of Justin Bieber, you say Justin? Saying sterling...sounds like you're talking about metal...? I've called them by their last name plenty of times...just wondering if anyone calls them by first name.
Ok, I think I'm out of the sappy romance phase...I'll go do something else now...

I love reading the stories/blog posts I wrote a while back (cough, cough, the beginning of this school year). I keep laughing at my stupidity and my (wicked) comedy. Yeah, haha...but I just need to write this down...need more details!! Bits of story go by too fast!! Slow down the clock!!! Detail, detail, DETAIL!!
Mm, okay.

Gadgets

Fret not, dear viewers!! All of those gadgets are by no means permanent. I'm just testing them right now...

About the restaurant

I'm trying to figure out where I can find all of my "story fragments"...
Well, anyways, this is part of WttC (welcome to the circus), and i won't write much...hopefully...

"Welcome to The Circus!! We have differently themed rooms, so that you may enjoy your food to the fullest. If eating a hearty soup, there is an arctic room, and you can relax with a cool glass of lemonade by the beach."
RingMaster and BunniTurtl were amazed. They had never thought Black rAbbit would be able to do this, blah blah, this is just me writing ideas down.

So, Black rAbbit would have been really reluctant to help with the restaurant, especially since they're forcing him to cook (or would this be later?), but when he realizes that the others are really incompetent, he takes matters into his own hands and does everything.
Ok, that's it. Bye.

I'm reading my "cracking the ap test" book, and I can't help it...I really just wanna slam my head on the table and facepalm in exasperation. You want to know what I just read? "Someone from Santa Monica, California, might say they are from Los Angeles, or simply L.A. (dude)." sigh...

And the author keeps referring to himself as "the author", and telling us random info. Like, they were talking about how some people define the south, and he's like, "the author thinks its defined by the areas where people have southern accents. He had one growing up in West Virginia..." why...

AP HuG book phrases

Oh, goody...:
"men regard it as a sign of their own virility." p. 72

"And within the United States the button fly is more common on the West Coast, whereas wasternera prefer the zipper flu because it doesn't let in cold air." p. 132  If you know what I mean....Cuz, you don't want it getting cold down there...

"But krill do not taste very good."

Wahahahahaha!! Grammar mistakes!!
"A region can be sparsely inhabited yet overpopulation if it has rapid population growth and limited resources..." p. 77