The life of Pi

Oh gosh...a million jellyfish around him, and what Pi does is stick his hand in the midst of them!! And then a giant whale comes and eats the jellyfish!! And everything is glowing blue!! And now fish are flying over the boat!! Oh. My. God. Fish attack!! Wow...gosh, be satisfied with the little fishies. They just have to be greedy and take the one big fish. And how are you gonna eat that? I say...ew...

I don't quite see why the tiger is afraid of Pi. Pi really hasn't done anything to him...oh wait, now he's giving him some fish...it's bribery, I tell you, bribery!!

If anything, Pi can try sun cooking the fish. He can use his metal bucket as a surface and cut the fish into little strips. Maybe make fish jerky?

I think I've gotten too used to watching movies with you, Az...I can't stop commenting on everything...

Gosh, luxury raft...Ahaha, he did make fish jerky!! But he hung it up instead...and used his bucket as a drum...
.______________. No reason...

Whoa!! I know you're insane and all, and you did "tame" the tiger, but don't sleep on the same boat as him!!

Heh??? Hey, that animal isn't supposed to be that close to the surface!! Richard Parker shouldn't e able to see that deep, right? Oh, it's Pi again...

Your pencil's gone. Good for you. And now you lost it in the storm!!

Wha...

Dude, you're in the middle of a storm that could probably kill you, and you're screaming, it's beautiful!!

His hair is scary now..
Tiger, you're okay!! But the raft was lost...hah...congrats...

Please, I'm fine with not seeing under your arm. Keep your arms to your sides.

Oh great, go ahead and cuddle up with the tiger.

Live, Richard, live!!

Yes, always secure the boat before you leave. Smart boy.

Idiot!! Don't eat random things in the ground!! It's bright purple!! How is that safe?!?!
Omg...prairie dog looking things...millions of them...running away!! Hey, let them stay, they're cute...

Why does all the water glow in this movie??

Omg, the island looks like a sleeping person...even the food glows!!

Oh, they're meerkats...and you keep them to eat them!!

You know, even if you're Indian and are hard to sunburn, shouldn't you be baking right now with a ton of rashes from the salt water?

My favorite line in the movie "but bananas don't float."

I don't understand what he's saying...

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